Crackers are food fit for kings!!

So, I'd like to just take this opportunity to express my gratitude to the maker of the Saltine Cracker. I googled the following: Soda crackers, also called "premium flake" and "saltina" crackers, date back at least to the 19th century. Premium Saltines, originally called Premium Soda Crackers, originated in 1876 in St. Joseph, Missouri.

Thank you very much St. Joseph, Missouri for your impact on pregnant women everywhere! Don't take this as complaining because it is not!!! I've never been so elated to be this sick in all my life!!! It's the best thing ever! I personally can't wait until September when I get to meet the kiddo that makes me vomit between the hours of 1AM-6AM with a few moments at any other given time during both the day and the night. But, I would like to end with KUDOS to SALTINES!!!